LoT SE: A Tour of Taitle Part4

The Law of Talos SE: A Tour of Taitle
Part 4 – To the People in the Sky!

LAST TIME ON... WHATEVER THIS RP-THING IS...

Haunter: We went through Oz, met the wonderful wizard Sad Sunday, ran away whilst Tin Man and Mock Turtle beat him up, found a hospital, met some doctorman, and found a bi-plane. However, suddenly, the Doctor got killed and Robo got smashed, and not in the alcohol-induced way, and Kato revealed her truuuuuuue identity!
Haunter: She was really Ko-omote, evil demon lady and red-headedness, and she was gonna kill us, take the bi-plane, use it to blow up Laputa, and take over the world!!!
Haunter: And worse still, if Laputa blows up - MISS CROWLEY WILL DIE!!!
Haunter: O_O
Haunter: And so, Bloomblitz tried to get to the bi-plane first.
Haunter: However! She used Digimon magic to block the road with flames, preventing us from reaching the bi-plane AND preventing any hope of escape!
Bloomblitz: ... Half right.
Haunter: And so, we continue with Bloom and Haunter's Adventures in Wonderland!!!

THIS ROLE-PLAYING GAME IS SPONSORED BY FAUST'S HOME-MADE BABY PIES. IF IT'S NOT FRESHLY-SLAUGHTERED BABY, IT'S NOT FAUST FOOD!

*Ko is leering, both her katanas drawn for combat*
Ko: Kekekeke... Now then... Which of you wants to be first?
*Bloomblitz attempts to take a step back, only to stop with the flames right behind her*
*Hero glares at her*
Hero: How could you do this?! We trusted you, you... You jerk!
Ko: Yes, you did trust me - Far too willingly, in fact. You forgot the all-important, number one rule of fighting tournaments...
*Ko prepares herself*
Ko: Never... Trust... ANYONE!!!
*Ko lunges at Hero, swinging both blades, but is blocked and held back by Vlad as Baghead jumps in the way*
Baghead: Well guys, I don't know about you - But I'm thinking our only choice is to fight our way out...
Hero: *Grimacing* Agreed...
*Bloomblitz crouches, ready to pounce*
Bloomblitz: Right.
Ko: Oh, fighting back are we? Heh, I wouldn't have it any other way. Things are a lot more INTENSE when they fight back...
*Grunting with the effort, Baghead is slowly being pushed back by Ko, who is physically stronger, due to being... Well, demonic*
*Quickly, Bloomblitz lunges at Ko, aiming to bite her leg*
*Grinning, Ko simply kicks her, sending her flying into Haunter’s forehead, knocking the ghost to the floor*
Haunter: Fffffffudges. @_@
*Haunter has fainted*
*Bloomblitz manages to get back on her feet and growls at Ko*
Ko: Really. A boy, a girl, a ghost, and their pets. You actually think you really ever stood a chance of surviving here in Taitle?
Baghead: Hey - We're not the ones who chickened out in Endzone.
Ko: Maybe not... But that's not helping you out right now, is it? I know you're weakening - Soon, you won't be able to hold me back. And when that happens...
*Suddenly, Hero leaps over Baghead, landing behind Ko-omote, swinging Doyo around behind her head*
Hero: That's it - Take this, you meanie! Doyo?! GET HER!!!
*She swings her fishing pole, hurling Doyo at the demon woman*
Doyo: Doyoyo!!
*Bloomblitz runs at Ko again*
*Cackling, Ko simply jumps to the side to avoid the attack. However, Bloomblitz latches onto her leg, biting her*
*Immediately after, just before Doyo impacts Baghead instead, the boy uses Vlad's blunt edge to deflect the turtle at Ko-omote again*
*Doyo smacks her directly in the forehead, thanks to Bloomblitz distracting the demon, and Ko is hurled straight into a wall, cracking it heavily*
*Bloomblitz, still attached to Ko's leg, is also struck against the wall, and releases Ko's leg as the puppy falls to the ground, a trickle of blood oozing from her head*
Bloomblitz: Uh... Oww...
Baghead: Um... Whoops. Sorry Blitz.
*Staggering on her feet, Ko clutches the side of her head, before looking up at Hero and Baghead*
*She promptly snarls*
Ko: You... You're REALLY going to regret that, you little brats...
*Bloomblitz, half-delirious from the crash, staggers to her feet but stumbles and falls, biting down at Ko's ankle*
Ko: Gah!
*Ko looks down at Bloomblitz, enraged*
Ko: And as for you, you little mongrel-
*Bloomblitz looks up at Ko and growls*
*Ko promptly stamps viciously on Bloomblitz*
*Bloomblitz yelps, releasing Ko's ankle in the process*
*Ko stamps again, enraged*
*Bloomblitz yelps again*
Ko: I really REALLY hate dogs. So I'm going to do you and this world a favour...
Ko: And PUT YOU DOWN.
*She stamps again*
*Bloomblitz, sensing another attack, quickly rolls to the side*
Hero: Get away from her, you mean and crazy woman!!
*Hero hurls Doyo at Ko again, but the woman dodges, leaping high over the attack, swoops downward at the girl, swinging both of her katanas furiously*
*Just in time though, Hero pulls back Doyo, smacking her attacker in the back, before Baghead leaps into the air, slashing down at the demon*
*Ko however, easily blocks, before spinning around and slashing Baghead across the leg*
Baghead: Gah! Dammit!
*Slamming Baghead into the ground, Ko backflips over another Doyo attack, before quickly, and stylishly, flicking a blade and cutting her fishing line, causing Doyo to sail through the air, uncontrolled, and smash into a building, entering it via the second-storey window*
*Bloomblitz manages to stagger to her feet and shakes her head to try and clear it*
*Bloomblitz aims to run at Ko but staggers to the side. Shaking her head again she charges at Ko*
Bloomblitz: Stop hurting them!
*Ko merely laughs*
Ko: Gouki? Be a dear and ask this puppy to stop interrupting the party?
Gouki: It shall be a pleasure, mistress.
*Bloomblitz, sensing danger, quickly stops and jumps back, growling*
*Ko promptly hurls one of her katanas, spinning, at Bloomblitz, aiming to slice her in half*
*Bloomblitz lies flat on the ground, so the katana flies right over her head*
*Bloomblitz gets back up and looks around, trying to think*
*As Baghead staggers to his feet, Ko stamps down on his head, forcing him to the ground*
Baghead: *In a muffled voice* ... Bifftch.
Ko: More than you know. <3
*Suddenly, a wire whips sharply across Ko's cheek, causing a thin but deep cut*
*Turning, Ko sees Hero, standing ready with her Doyo-less fishing line, looking determined*
Ko: ... You know, you're starting to get quite annoying.
Hero: As are you. Why don't you just give up - We're not gonna be beaten by a mean old witch like you, not after surviving Endzone!
*Bloomblitz spots the katana Ko had thrown and runs over to it*
Gouki: Got you, mutt.
Bloomblitz: Wha-?
*Suddenly, the katana flies straight back towards Bloomblitz by itself, spinning dangerously*
*Bloomblitz, too close to duck under it, attempts to jump aside, yet the katana slices her side, causing a long, but not very deep, cut*
*With a yelp, Bloomblitz falls over and glares at the katana*
*The katana then continues, returning to Ko - Who catches it without even looking, and uses her other katana to pin Baghead’s left arm to the ground*
Baghead: AAARGH!! DAMMIT AGAIN!!
Hero: Baghead! You... You're gonna pay for that!
*Ko simply smirks*
Ko: Sorry, but I'm out of change. I could give you an I.O.U. if you want?
*Bloomblitz glares at Ko before looking around again for some way to help*
*Growling, Hero charges toward the demoness, swinging the fishing rod, which lashes out like a whip  - However, Ko simply ducks under it, before leaping at Hero, preparing to stab her*
*Though unable to swing her fishing pole back to defend herself in time, Hero uses the butt end of it to ram Ko in the face before she lands her attack*
*As Ko is stunned, Hero smacks the fishing pole into her stomach, knocking her to the floor*
*Bloomblitz manages to, once again, stagger to her feet, although this time she is very unbalanced. Seeing Ko and Hero fight, she quickly limps over towards Baghead, and tries to find a way to get the katana out of his arm*
*Baghead himself is trying to tug it out, but is failing, as the blade Zenki, is refusing to budge. Due to it possessing sentience*
Bloomblitz: Hey ya rusty old sword! Come and get me!
Zenki: ... Do you honestly think I'll fall for a trick that ridiculously obvious?
Bloomblitz: ... It was worth a shot.
*As Ko is on the floor, Hero rears up the fishing pole, and prepares to slam it down upon her - However, Ko quickly pushes off the ground using her hands, hitting Hero straight in the stomach, hurling across the ground*
*Jumping into the air, Ko stabs down with her remaining blade, attempting to skewer Hero, but the girl flips backwards to her feet, narrowly avoiding it*
*However, despite dodging the attack, Hero has dropped her fishing pole - Unarmed, she tries to punch Ko in the face, but Ko catches her hand*
Ko: Tsk tsk. That's not how you throw a punch. You need to put more force behind it. Like this.
*Ko slams a punch into Hero's face, hurling her into an alleyway, where she smashes through a pile of scrap metal*
*Bloomblitz, having a sudden idea, runs into one of the buildings beside the alley*
*Entering the alleyway, Ko sees Hero, badly cut by rusty metal scraps, with heavy bruising on her right cheek, due to Ko's powerful attack. Seeing Ko, Hero tries to crawl back, whilst at the same time trying to get to her feet*
Ko: Kekeke, there's nowhere to run. I've got you in an appropriately-named dead end.
*Inside said building, Bloomblitz begins to make her way up a flight of stairs*
*Hero coughs, struggling to get to her feet, but is unable to*
Ko: You know - This whole procedure would have been a lot less painful if you hadn't fought back. Probably. You'd have certainly died faster, anyway. But now...
*She grins, darkly*
Ko: I'm going to carve my name in you first. And my full name, written in its demonic context, is VERY long.
Ko: And I'm afraid that it being a demonic name means that, when the day comes... You'll be coming to Hell with me. But on the plus side, maybe then I can teach you about fashion!
Ko: ... Because let's face it - You really need SOMEONE to teach you. Those clothes are just... Beyond outdated, bland and tasteless. <3
*Bloomblitz finally gets to a floor and makes her way down a hallway*
*Idly toying with her remaining katana Gouki, Ko smiles at Hero*
Ko: Any last words?
*Hero only glares at her*
Ko: No? None? Not even a little one? How boring.
Ko: Well, I suppose I'll just kill you then and get this over with, hmmm?
*Ko prepares to stab Hero*
*Before Ko could stab Hero however, there is the crashing of glass which falls to the ground as Bloomblitz, having thrown herself out of a third-story window, falls... Right onto Ko's head*
FWUMP
*Ko pauses, before looking up*
Gouki: ... This mutt has a deathwish. Seriously.
Ko: ... What was that supposed to do?
*Bloomblitz looks down at Ko*
Bloomblitz: ... Um, distract you?
Ko: Distract me? From what?
Baghead: Hey! Fat old hag!
*Bloomblitz jumps off Ko's head and stands protectively in front of Hero*
*Ko turns to see Baghead, twirling Zenki via one of his hookshots, which he used to un-pin himself*
Baghead: I got something for ya.
Ko: ... Hag? Old?! FAT?!! GIVE ME ZENKI BACK SO I CAN CUT YOU TO PIECES, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!
*Baghead shrugs*
Baghead: As you wish.
*Suddenly, Baghead swings the hookshot, hurling Zenki forward, with unstoppable force*
SPLURT
Ko: ...
*Twitching, she drops to her knees, Zenki imbedded through her stomach*
Ko: ... Urk... Y-You... Little...
Baghead: I kicked your butt and you know it, hag.
*As Ko slumps to the floor, unconscious and bleeding, Baghead turns to the others, beaming cheerfully*
Baghead: Now then! ^_^ Shall we go to... Um... That blimp thing you mentioned?
Bloomblitz: Um... If someone knows how to fly a bi plane we can.
Baghead: Hmm... That could be tricky...
Hero: I might be able to do it.
Baghead: Eh?
Hero: Well, back in my world, I'm a member of the Turtle Air Pirate Crew. I might not be a pilot, but I should be able to work something out...
*Bloomblitz shrugs*
Bloomblitz: It’s worth a try, right?
Baghead: Man, this had better work... We'll need to tell someone about crazy hag lady - She needs some medical attention. (And Erika would kill me if she found out I had killed a girl...)
Baghead: Plus, I think I might need someone to uh...
*Lifts badly-bleeding hand*
Baghead: ... Maybe look over this.

*Leaving the alleyway, to their surprise, they see Haunter - And beside him, only just recently activated, a newly-rebuilt (And slightly modified) Robo.
Haunter: What took you lot so long? Seriously! I had to rebuild Robo all by myself!
Bloomblitz: Haunter, you're ok! And Robo too!
Haunter: Well of course I am - I am the main protagonist in this RP, afterall.
Hero: Um... Wha-
Haunter: Weeeeeeeeee!!
Haunter: Anyhow, I rebuilt Robo by using a robotics manual.
Robo: BEEP!
Haunter: Okay okay okay, SHEESH - By using the SPECIALISED Haunter edition of a robotics manual.
Bloomblitz: Um... Neat.
Robo: BEEP.

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Hero: Well um... Which way to the bi-plane then?
Bloomblitz: Wasn't it back past the hospital?
Baghead: Well, we're right by the hospital currently.
Haunter: Teh magical plane of bi-magicness is down that street!
*Haunter points the wrong way*
Robo: BEEP... -_-
*Robo wheels down the correct path, remembering the route from the Doctor's instructions*
Bloomblitz: Hey, Robo remembers!
Haunter: ...That's only because I was the one who built him.
*The group follow Robo down the street, until the third left turn*
Bloomblitz: It should be right around this corner...
Robo: BEEP.
*Robo rolls around the corner, followed by the group*
Hero: ... Woah. That's one elegant bi-plane...
Bloomblitz: Sure you can pilot us up to the blimp?
Hero: I'll give it a try. I should be able to do it... (Even with the injuries...)
Robo: BEEP!
*Everyone hops onboard the bi plane*
Hero: Oh hey! They've even got padded seats and seatbelts! Man, this thing's pretty luxurious...
Bloomblitz: And it’s spacious! This is great!
Baghead: ... Unlike that private jet we stole off Seles. Ugh – All the cushions and cup holders had been pawned. Talk about uncomfortable...
Hero: Well, he HAD lost a fortune... Well, pretty much all of his fortune...
Baghead: Served him right, the snooty old man.
Hero: I wonder what he’s doing right now?
Baghead: He’s probably retired on a pension of several thousand billion, the lucky rich jerk...

MEANWHILE

*Mr. Seles is on the beach of Grimmoire, a ragged shadow of who he once was*
Accountant Girl: ... Additionally, that private jet that was stolen costed-
Mr. Seles: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE FIRED!!!
Accountant Girl: ... I get lonely. *Sniffles*

BACK TO TEH GROUP

Hero: You’re probably right.
Haunter: Yay! This thing’s got medikits! I shall not perish in any tombs whilst raidering today - Haha!!
*Bloomblitz looks up to see the Blimp above some buildings nearby*
Bloomblitz: ... That doesn't look too far...
Robo: BEEP.
*Slipping on a pair of flight goggles, bought... Well... Looted from Taitle, Hero starts up the engine*
Hero: Alright, we're clear for takeoff! Everyone - Fasten your seatbelts!
Bloomblitz: All ready Hero!
Robo: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Bloomblitz: WAIT!! Hero, what about Doyo?
*As the bi-plane drives forward, Hero frowns*
Hero: Pardon?! This engine's kinda loud - I can't hear you!!
Bloomblitz: WHAT ABOUT DOYO?!
*The bi-plane begins to take off the ground*
Hero: Doyo?! But don't I-
*Hero has a panic attack when she realises he's not with her*
Hero: Waah! Doyo! Where's Doyo?!
Robo: BEEP.
Bloomblitz: I THINK HE'S IN A BUILDING NEARBY!!
Hero: Ack! We gotta land again!
Baghead: It's too late for that! At this angle and position, we won't be able to take off again!!
???: DOYOYO!!!
*Suddenly, from nearby, Doyo smashes out of a window, spinning through the air, before landing on Baghead's lap*
*Chewing the bait of his severed line happily, he beams*
Doyo: Doyo. <3
Baghead: ... Well, that was unexpected and convenient.
Robo: BEEP! ^_^
Hero: Doyo! You're safe!
*Bi-plane swerves*
Bloomblitz: Gah!
Baghead: Ack! Concentrate on the plane, you crazy pirate!
*Bi-plane steadies, and continues course towards the blimp*
Hero: Um, sorry. My bad.
Bloomblitz: Just... Watch where you're going...
Robo: BEEP...
*Plane flies towards the blimp*
Bloomblitz: Uh... Anyone see a landing dock anywhere?
Hero: I'm n-not sure... Maybe on the other-
*Suddenly, the bi-plane jolts violently*
Bloomblitz: W-w-what was  th-that?
Haunter: Uh... Guys?
Robo: BEEP?
Bloomblitz: Hmm?
*Haunter, who was seated at the back of the plane, is pointing nervously at the unwanted stowaway aboard their craft*
Haunter: There's a gremlin on our plane.
Ko: YOU... ARE ALL... SO... DEAD!!!
Bloomblitz: How did you get there?!
Hero: Darn! I thought those metal wing things were just for show!
Baghead: Aw heck, even a freakin' sword in the stomach didn't stop her? What the heck's wrong with you hag girl?!
Robo: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Ko: TO HECK WITH CONSERVING ENERGY!! THIS -
*Ko prepares to cut through the group*
Ko: IS PERSONA-
Baghead: ACK!!! HERO!!! LOOK WHERE YOU'RE-
*Everyone turns to notice the blimp's observation deck, directly in front of them*
Ko: ... Well shi-
KA-BLAMMO



*As the dust settles in the rubble of one of the observation areas, Hero is the first to shakily emerge*
Hero: Well, that went better than could be expected.
*Robo rolls out from under some rubble moments later*
Robo: BEEP.
*Robo points at Hero's fishing line. Hero tugs on it and drags an unconscious Bloomblitz out from the rubble*
*In a burst of rubble, Baghead gets out, clutching his head*
Baghead: ... OW. This really hurts.
*Doyo pops up beside him*
Doyo: :3
*Nearby, Haunter can be heard under the rubble*
Haunter: Gaaaaaaah... My... Spleen... I've lost my spleens... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
*Robo goes over and digs out the ghost*
*Not too far away, having skidded across the ground after the crash, Ko-omote is lying flat near one of the current occupants of the blimp, unconscious*
*Said occupant kneels down, poking her repeatedly on the forehead*
Pinumbra: Asblargle nargglesomda Ko?
*Bloomblitz begins to awaken*
Bloomblitz: Uh... Wha? Oww... My... Everything...
Baghead: Great landing Hero. Just... Perfect.
Hero: Hey - All things given in that situation, I think I handled it kinda well!
*Robo rolls over*
Robo: BEEP.
Bloomblitz: Hey... Glad to see... We all survived...
*Bloomblitz tries to stand, only to fall down again*
*Robo goes over and unties her from Hero's fishing line*
*Nearby, a temporary First Aid worker approaches, scratching his head*
Cain Draka: Um... Hi? You'd be spectators, right? If you're wanting to go to the hospital, it's right over-
*He freezes, seeing Ko*
Cain Draka: Aw crap! The insane boob lady!!
*He promptly runs without a further word*
Bloomblitz: ... A lot of help he was...
Baghead: ... Seriously, why is everyone from Endzone turning up here?
Hero: At least we know there IS a hospital nearby.
Bloomblitz: True...
*Pinumbra suddenly gets up, beaming happily*
Pinumbra: Iggles bloorgleswot! ^_^
*Pinumbra raises her finger, making an excellent point in her statement, as she continues*
Pinumbra: Moogly fargles nhuumberi himmney! Kaasplooty booglesey nwarru!
*The group stare at her*
Robo: BEEP?
Bloomblitz: ... Anyone know... What she's saying?
Baghead: No idea.
Hero: Me neither.
Doyo: Doyo! :3
Hero: Maybe Doyo does, but... I don't think anyone can translate Doyo either.
Haunter: Why do I bleed sooooo...?
Robo: BEEP.
Bloomblitz: ... Robo dosen't know either.
Baghead: Well that was a pointless exercise.
*Pinumbra frowns at the group, before pointing at a certain door repeatedly*
Pinumbra: Mwahrablesee!
Bloomblitz: ... We're supposed to go in there?
Pinumbra: Binky.
*From the door, a raised voice is heard*
???: How did you guys even get in here again?!! STOP PUTTING LEECHES ON OUR PATIENTS!!!
Bloomblitz: ... Perhaps not?
Robo: ... BEEP.
Pinumbra: Binky! Bloogers-dee ambulloo mootler!
*Pinumbra points repeatedly at the door*
Hero: No, I think we're meant to um... Go in.
*Bloomblitz manages to stagger into an upright position*
*Haunter points*
Haunter: Well then, what are we waiting for? ONWARDS!!!
*Haunter's arm drops off*
Haunter: ................ Typical.
*Robo goes over and picks up Haunter's arm before heading into the aforementioned room*
*Pinumbra, feeling charitable, decides to help everyone out*
Pinumbra: Bleeer woobah mah!
*Pinumbra pulls out a stretcher, before tossing Ko-omote, Baghead, Hero, Doyo, and Haunter on it*
*She then sniffs Bloomblitz in curiosity, before tossing her on as well*
*Picking up the stretcher with one hand, she beams*
Pinumbra: Fwarrr ghuttylop. Weeggee fah!
Pinumbra: ^_^
*Pinumbra then runs through the door into the hospital, where free healthcare awaits*
Haunter: Woo!


TO BE CONTINUED